Soda - How do you go about getting it ?

I'm getting some soda today. I wondered what containers of soda do you go for ?

Cans ? 12 packs- 24 packs ?

2 - liters ?

99 cent Big Gulps at your local gas station ?

Large Soda at White Castle like Harold and Kumar

stick your mouth under the fountain at the gas station ? (Like a reverse keg stand)

Also, are there any shoplifters on OOT ? There has to be at least 2 or 3 judging from the posts on here. I used to shoplift when I was younger.