f****ng crypto retards.

[rheaume]

Texas Hold'em No Limit ($0.15/$0.25)
Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: Rojen ($77.45 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($27.45 in chips)
Seat 3: Retard #1 ($13.10 in chips)
Seat 5: zsazsa ($24.20 in chips)
Seat 6: Chekka ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 7: Tompelito ($22.13 in chips)
Seat 8: TheBorsk ($14.60 in chips)
Seat 9: Red_Bull ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 10: Retard #2 ($40.94 in chips)
zsazsa: posts big blind $0.25
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Hero [Ad As]
Chekka: folds
Tompelito: folds
TheBorsk: folds
Red_Bull: folds
Retard #2: calls $0.25
Tompelito sits out
Rojen: calls $0.25
Hero: raises to $1.50
Retard #1: raises to $2.75
zsazsa: folds
Retard #2: calls $2.50
Rojen: folds
Hero: raises to $6
Retard #1: raises to $9.25
Retard #2: calls $6.50
Hero: raises to $27.45 and is all-in
Retard #1: is all-in $3.85
Retard #2: calls $18.20
----- FLOP ----- [3c 9c Kh]
----- TURN ----- [3c 9c Kh][3d]
----- RIVER ----- [3c 9c Kh 3d][Tc]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Hero: shows [Ad As] (Two Pairs, Aces and Threes, King high)
Retard #1: shows [4d 4s] (Two Pairs, Fours and Threes, King high)
Retard #2: shows [Qd Jd] (A Straight, King high)
Retard #2 collected $27.65 from Side pot #1
Retard #2 collected $37.85 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $68.50 Main pot $37.85 Side pot #1 $27.65 | Rake $3
Board [3c 9c Kh 3d Tc]
Seat 1: Rojen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: zsazsa (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Chekka folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Tompelito folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TheBorsk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Red_Bull folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: Retard #2 showed [Qd Jd] and won ($65.50) with A Straight, King high

there goes all my profit for the last 2 days. i want to strangle newborn kittens.