Overheard in New York

[kurosh]

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Guy: My whole family hates me; I hope they all [censored] die, even the babies.

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Drunk hobo: I have a lottery ticket. My father played the lottery every week. Must've had about a hundred [censored] tickets. What if I find out I won and I'm on the subway? No one's getting away. I'm taking down everyone's number. We're going to dinner. Your family too. No cousins.

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Chick: Oh my god, you're so stupid. Canal Street isn't in Chinatown; it's in English, how could it be Chinatown?

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Singing bag lady: My mother is a bitch! She's a voodoo bitch. She's a [censored] whore. I hope that bitch gets cancer...the worst kind of cancer. She prevents me from getting a job with her voodoo.

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