I am a complete idiot

[Matt Williams]

I bought a Camry from my boss for $2,000 about a week ago. I went to the DMV today to register the title and everything. The chick at the counter asked me how much I paid. I told her $2,000. My bill for the title was $140. I was like WTF? The chick tells me its $20 for the title and $120 for 6% sales tax. I was like "What tax?" and she tells me the tax on the $2,000 car I bought. I should have told her $250 instead of $2,000. If she asked for proof I could have said I paid cash. Gosh!