5 steps to properly urinate PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

[arod15]

Please follow the following steps to properly piss in the toilet.
1)Lift up the toilet seat (unless you are feeling risky and think you can hit your target)
2)unzip your pants and becareful not to catch your forskin if you arent cut
3)Pull out and aim in the toilet and not at the rim
4)realease fluids and wiggle when complete
5)if you happen to fail to hit your target, as happens to the best of us please clean your urine off the seat

Why post this? Because over the past week I have repeatedly found myself having a tough decision at the toilet. I had to choose between hovering to take a [censored] or whiping another persons piss. So if your challenged and cant hit your target have the decency to clean it. THANKS