PP Rigged? No way.

[Tall Kitchen]

There you are, in the boardroom of PP before the morning meeting, when a fellow executive leans over and whispers "Hey, my sister wants you to take her out Friday." You whisper back "The cute one?." He replies "No - the fat one." Amused, you exclaim "Yeah! That'll happen when we rig our software in favor of a newby's first 100 games so when the sucker gets busted out he'll be more likely to make another deposit!" Instantly, you realize everyone heard you. You look around the boardroom at the low-cut dresses (even the men) and slicked-back hair (even the women) and sense their disgust at the very suggestion. The one-eyed guy from Hong Kong stands up and declares "We may be gangsters, prostitutes, homosexuals, pornographers, money launderers, and otherwise criminals in general, but we WILL NOT cheat at poker!" Mortified, you assure them you were only kidding. Because you know that implementing such a scheme would require no less than a top-notch team of Dan's Sklansky-trained monkeys. And besides, wouldn't players get suspicious? Even the really, really, really stupid ones?