Gift for Mom's 50th b-day

[shadow29]

My mom is turning 50 on Saturday and I need to get her something. I've never really gotten her anything independently, but since I've started <font color="white"> playing poker</font>, I've enough to blow on something as trivial as a birthday present. I'd like to spend about $100. She doesn't like spa things, my dad tried that one year. She doesn't know anything about technology, so iRiver is out (or whatever Patrick pimps).

Funny obscene suggestions are ok, but things such as "anal dildo" or something referencing SIIHP are just getting old and lame. But I do expect some real responses.

Thanks.