Are whoring days coming to an end?

[Gambler]

I've taken about a 2 month break from poker online. Looking to come back and resume "whoring" bonuses and playing. I see that there are a lot of new sites with "attractive" bonuses. However, it looks like the clearability is nil. I dont mind a bonus that takes a while to clear as long as the players are fishy enough. I assume the Party and affiliates reloads are still good although there don't appear to be any going on ATM. I have about $500 on UB waiting to be cleared but the last time I played there it was too tight for my tastes. Has that changed at all?

So my question is this, where should I go first? I have accounts at PP, EP, MP, CEB, UB, PP, Pacific, Stars, Pokerroom so new signups there are out.

Any guidance would be appreciated.