"Official" Live at the Bike thread (7/23)

[Russ McGinley]

Ok here are the official LATB Commentators Drinking Game Rules:

1. If you win any pot, you take a shot.
2. If you lose at showdown, you take a shot.
3. If you crack pocket aces, you take 3 shots.
4. If you fail to play at least one hand in a full orbit, you take 3 shots.
5. If you audibly misuse poker verbage (eg: trips vs set), you take 2 shots.
6. If you river the winning hand, you take one extra shot.
7. If you are female, you take 2 shots before the game starts.

Feel free to add on.