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A Collection of Quotes From the Cardplayer Final Table Broadcast
Since so many people seemed to miss it, and were asking if they'd re-broadcast it and whatnot, I thought I'd put together a list of some of the more memorable quotes (hey, I had some free time between hands):
Raymer (discussing strategy after taking a bad beat): "When I take a hit like that, I pretend I came to the table with 2 million and just doubled up to 4 million, to put myself in a positive mindset" Phil: "Is that going to be in your book, Greg?" Greg: "It will be now, Phil" --- Phil: "He came in on the back door of the Sante Fe railroad." --- Phil: "There's this NBA player I've heard of once or twice from China, his name is Yao Ming" --- Phil (to Greg): I told your wife I loved you the other day, what did she think about that? Greg (after a pause): I'm sure she thought it was a fraternal love. --- Phil & Jen: "Puggy! Puggy! Puggy! Play us a song" Puggy: "Uh...how about I tell you about the logo in the side of my bus?" Phil: "Ok!" --- Phil (still unable to learn the player's names an hour or two in): "Ireland raised it...here comes Sweden." --- Phil (pimping the Cardplayer feed): "Internet speed high access" --- David Williams (to Phil): "You love the Dom" --- Phil (trying to be funny in reference to Black): Like you guys would say, I fancy his play. Roy Brindley: ............... --- Phil (explaining his Sirius Black reference to Lindgren): "He's a fairly powerful wizard" --- Erick (?): "You haven't lived until you've heard Phil rap" --- Hellmuth: "Here's Phil Gordon, and his book - 'Shuffle up and....', hey Phil what's your book?" Gordon: "That's Mike Sexton, mine's 'The Little Green Book of Hold 'em.'" --- Phil? (Phil in reference to Lazar's desruction, getting allin with K9 & QT on consecutive hands): "Maybe he was drinking at dinner..." --- Gordon (referring to Lazar's QT hand): "Who does he think he is, Robert Varkoni?" --- Phil: "Dadadandandada PRESSURE! Dadadnandnadada PRESSURE! That's a Queen song, I think." --- Phil: "Hey Andrew, did you spend 5 years in a Buddhist monastery?" Black: "Yeah, 5 years." Phil: "Cool." Erick (to Phil): "That's like taking a bad beat worse than you" --- Phil: "You go study Buddhism, you're going to get real calm, you know..." --- Erick: (in reference to Dannenmann taking 5 minutes to fold to a bet on the flop only to show A-high): "He just showed that he can fold... nothing" --- Phil (checking out the ladies in attendance): "Did you see that... [censored].... ... she's you're girlfriend..." --- Erick: "That Danennman is more extreme than I thought. He's got flames on his glasses" --- Erick (referring to losing money to Ivey wagering on golf earlier in the day): "Maybe I can get a loan... I got golf bets to pay." --- Phil (to Miami John): "Miami, get your ass over here" --- Phil (asking Tex what he had after he folded in a tough spot): "KINGS!?!?! Did you have kings? Uh, maybe we shouldn't interfere." --- Phil: Pints o' Guinness! Pints o' Guinness! --- Phil: "If they qualified on Full Tilt they get an extra 10 million. Of course Ultimate Bet is the best site out there." --- Phil (to Jen's husband Marco): "Speak some Italian for everybody who talks Italian." --- Jen Harman (after Black's big loss on the full boat hand): What do you think Andrew Black actually had there? Helmuth: I dunno.. KQ? AK? Or maybe he just got jiggy with queens. --- Jennifer: "Kanter has played for 9 years on the internet." --- Erick: "Lights are not cold." --- (they think they are off mic) Jenn: "See, you're good at this, I suck." Eric: "You don't suck." --- Norman Chad: "I was in the dice game in the alley" --- A very drunk Norman Chad trying to speak: "...inexschplicabby..." --- Phil (to Ferguson) "Sunglasses on day or night, dancing around - right jesus?" --- Phil: "That's about as bad as it gets in poker right there" "This is amateur poker hour" "stunningly bad" --- Phil (referring to Kanter early in the night, proved correct on the K5 hand) "He's gonna get 10 million dollars in drawing dead." --- Phil (referring to the loud fans of Hachem & Black): "The Fosters and the Guiness has been sold out." --- Phil: "Now action over to Steve Dannenman who fully understands the game." --- Phil: "I've had world championships taken away from me due to bad luck" --- Phil: "Moneymaker had his tours you know up and down the river." --- Phil: "I like the red Starburst." Jesus: "Your favorite's the red?" Phil: "The orange are my favorite, but my kids like the red." --- Phil (with a mouth full of Starbust) "It finally occured to me - I don't think Tex knows how to win this thing" --- Layne: "And Cindy Violette enters the arena. She recieves a sitting ovation from tens of fans." --- Layne: (referring to Dannenmann): "Steve knows what he's doing" --- Phil: (after Hachem's Q7 vs 99 hand): Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! (or is it oy?) --- Layne: "Phil's gotta big heart..and a big head." Phil: "I got a big everything, baby!" --- Phil: "Look look you can tell he has a strong hand. Can you see it?" Layne: "I see extreme fear... " --- Flack: Look at that guy, name is Tex. From Texas, oh wait he's from Montana. Good players come from Montana... that's why i'm here. So much better than Wisconsin. --- Layne (regarding a bar owner in Phil's Hometown of Madison, WI): "I played him for a tractor or two." --- Phil (referring to still being on the air at 7 AM Pacific): Well we probably have a bunch of drunk people that drank too much and are ready to pass out comin' in now. Welcome ! --- Flack: "I'm not drunk. BLBLLLAAAAAAAA!" --- Phil (talking about a developing hand): "Wow, 5 million. That's a big frickin' hand right there" --- Layne: "Rarely do you see me without a drink at the final table with the chip lead, but I don't have any chips and I'm not at the final table." --- Flack: Tex is workin the table passin' out free french fries. 7.5 million has nothing on fries after 9 hours. Tex, no ketchup 'til after they fold! --- Effel or Grooms: "5-6-8 on the flop." Phil: "You know, Dannenmann could have that kind of crap, too." --- Laybe (talking about his table image): "Are they feared of me?" --- Shulman: "Tiffany Williamson was the highest ranking female this year, and I believe she came about 15th." Layne: "She was at my starting table on day 3, and...uh...no comment..." --- Flack: "Oh no, they're pointing their guns at me now. We're too close, we have to leave." --- Phil: "I would have bet out with nothing there." Layne: "And that's why you have ten bracelets" Phil: "Nine" Layne: "Oh nine, sorry" Phil: "Don't rub it in" --- Joe Cassidy (perhaps joking, about Bruce Buffer): "He's not as good as that let's get ready to rumble guy." --- Cassidy: "The audience doesn't know I was being sarcastic, but neither does Phil, so that's okay." --- Phil: Glasses! GLASSES! Baccarat Crystals! --- Cassidy: "Despite how TV makes Hellmuth looks, he's really a nice guy." Hellmuth: "Now don't blow my cover kid. Make a lotta money being the bad boy of poker." |
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