Party Poker has done it again! (Picz included)

[xLukex]

About 2 months ago I decided to spend some of my Party Points. I ordered a cap and some flip flops (or thongs if you prefer). About 4 weeks later (not bad, not bad) they arrived, and of course the hat wasn't even CLOSE to fitting. It just kind of sits on top of my head. Slightly disappointed, I put on my extra large thongs to realize my feet are too big for them. Way too big. I only wear a size 12.5 shoe. WTF?!?!

So I emailed Party Poker, and the first CS representative told me I could either have 2 hats, 2 pairs of thongs, 2 beanies, or a combination of any 2 of those.

I wonder if the beanie would fit me? PFFT!

I responded, wondering if they could do anything better for me, because, you know, I'm a customer! I asked them about freeroll coupons or t-shirts or something. I eventually (a week later) got a response saying that I could get a baseball tee. I was all like "SWEET" and ordered an XL (I wear a size large t-shirt). I figured, well, everything else was small, I might as well get it a size bigger to make sure it fits okay.

Today I received my shirt. The first picture is a normal picture of myself to prove I am not a 300lb gorilla trying to fit into an XL shirt. The shirt I'm wearing is a size large.

The second picture is PG13. Not suitable for children or those with weak stomachs.



WTF!!!!



So what do I do? Send them the picture and show that their merch is just crap and ask them to send me 2 beach towels that I could sew together and use?!

The horror!

xLukex