What would you do if u won the ME?

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Here's my take:
- Go to the same strip club that Moneymaker went to and top his all time hi, i.e. spend at least $100k
- Pay Mike Sexton $10k for Shana's cell phone number. Phone her up and offer her $100k for a full night. I doubt she'd turn it down
- Sit down in the big game with $1M in front of you just for kicks (ya never know, ya might break them suckers)
- Rent a Dodge Viper for a day then get caught in the desert driving 200mph. Try to put the officer on your payroll and end up in jail. Bail set at $5M
- Phone up Shana again and offer her $1M for a full week, ask her if she's seen any Max Hardcore porn movies cos that's what you expect from her
- Contact ESPN and buy the HU coverage on DVD, send it to the boss at work then never show up again ever
- Lose the rest of the $ on the black jack table during the first week after the victory. Broke agian. Luckily you videotaped the week with Shana and can now sell copies on 2+2.

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