What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[TheCroShow]

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You can believe me or not, it's cool with me either way, but about a month ago we had a guy flip over A2 with JQK on the board. Guess what he said he had? Yup..."The wrap around straight". He was a bit confused and the floor was called. Later he admitted it was his first time to a casino and was laughing at himself...he was good natured about it.

I work at least 8 hours a day, at least 5 days a week in a poker room. It really is amazing the crap that goes down sometimes. Why would anyone make up a story to post here anyway? I guess it might happen....locking up the thread would be excessive IMHO.

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oh i believe you buddy, you work in a cardroom? cool, you must hear all kinds of stuff. i'm just saying i'm sure the truth has been bent on a couple of stories to make it sound more interesting. anyway, /rantmode off...i'll sift through the rest and see if anymore funny stories pop up.