Funniest Thing Said/Typed Online In Awhile

[grandgnu]

I'm sitting at the final table of a 1K guaranteed tourney on Empire (90 players, $20 entry fee)

Short-stacked/good-natured player says to maniac/donk monster-stack:

"Hey xxxx, Let me drive those chips before you hurt yourself"

I had played with the maniac/donk right away in the tourney and he was just catching some amazingly lucky hands with crap that he went in with, it was unreal. Still at the final table, so can't really tell you how it all turns out. Down to 9 players and I'm 4th largest stack at the moment.