Would you shave just part of your chest?

[Amid Cent]

Last week my family is getting ready to take a really fancy portrait. As we're getting dressed, my wife wants me to wear this v-neck black sweater with no t-shirt underneath. The problem is that my chest is fairly hairy, and a little patch of hair would be visible in the photo.

My wife says I should go ahead and shave a little triangular patch on my chest so the hair won't show up on the picture. I tell her she's nuts, and no man alive is going to shave just a little section of his chest. I'd be more likely to shave my entire chest, but I'm not willing to do even that.

What do you do?