Space Vortex

[Drew16]

There are some f-ed up people walking around...
One day while working outside in a manual labor type job ( it was very, very hot on this day) some co-workers and I were standing around when some stranger says "You ought to get a job roofing, its not as hot." My co-worker says, "But you are closer to the sun." In which stranger says "I dont know." (huh?) Wait, it gets better.
Anyway, the guy asks if we have ever heard of the hole in the ozone layer. I say "Yes." He continues to tell us that cant be real because "A hole in the ozone layer would cause a space vortex which would suck all the cold space air into earth. Or you would get the opposite, a space vacuum, which would suck all the warm earth air into space." I swear that is what he said word for word. I will never forget it.