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SkipperBob\'s computer is haunted (discussion only)
So here I sit at the infamous Casa de Profito (aka SkooperPoop's computer) and I swear there is something not right with it....
A miasma of mispeeled wurds hover in mid-air around the screen, it beeps incessantly (maybe that's the toaster??), and horrible hands pop up at the worst possible moment in any given SNG. The cursor blinks in a way suggestive of Morse code for "You MOERON, push the ACE!" and other such gibberish. It's worse, oh so much worse..... Don't even ask about the Magical moving track-ball thingy that has a mind of it's own. I'm telling you, it's not normal! We are a combined 0/4 in tourneys played with bubble-popping the norm with the best hand all-in. ohhh fur four! Just so you know, the rumors have now been confirmed. He really does go to bed at 8:00pm sharp. Further, he is a fantastic host who can BBQ a very tasty steak and all the fixins to perfection. Not only that, he has a really cool house, car and beautiful wife. I hate the guy! However, leaving me to my devices with a fridge stock-full of beer and access to his computer may allow me some redemption from the gripping jealousy. MoooHaaHaaa!! I need your help 2+2 gurus. How do we best exorcise the "Bad Beat" demons from the Dell-o-Skipper? Do I load an auto-spell program so his wurds will be readable, or is there a humor enhancing processor I could install to make his posts more palatable for the masses? I already changed his home page to my first post just for the torture factor... No good deed should go un-punished! Any suggestions are welcome and appreciated. Shellacker - Who just realized that SkibberPop will read this at approximately 4:00am. I am dead meat! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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