What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

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Commerce, old Asian guy is on lists for another game, but sits down in the 3-6 while the runner is getting chips. He's two in front of the BB, but the dealer asks if he'd "...like to play or wait."

<Slams the table>"Pray! I not the waituh, I the prayuh!"

He posts, raises, bets all the way, wins the pot with a flush (holding Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]) gets his chips and leaves. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]