Release this poor tortured Iraqi man now!

[Broken Glass Can]

The soldiers said his favourite food used to be Cheetos, a cheese-flavoured crisp.
That was until the supply ran out <font color="red"> (Torture Evidence #1 - not giving him his favorite food!) </font> and the guards gave him a bag of Doritos, a similar snack, instead.
"He kept asking for doris. He'd eat a family-size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes." <font color="red"> Torture Evidence #2 - we are turning him into a typical FAT American shortening his expected life!) </font>

They were first introduced to him in a cell at the end of a long filthy hallway past empty rooms.
Later, he was moved to cleaner, rat-free room <font color="red"> (Torture Evidence #3 - Rats! Filthy Hallway!) </font> furnished only with a bed, toilet, red plastic chair, prayer mat and a few books, including a fire-singed Koran with a bullet-hole through it. <font color="red"> (Torture Evidence #4 - Koran burned and with a hole, need I say more. We should riot and kill people over this outrage!) </font>

The soldiers said Saddam was neatly barbered, washed his own clothes, and was a "germophobic". <font color="red"> (Torture Evidence #5 - he has to work! Do his own laundry! And he suffers from a phobia! What have we done to this poor man?)</font>

I am investigating whether we are using air conditioners in his torture regime... I'll get back to you on that.

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