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Slot themes are out of control
Walking through the casino, I've noticed that the standards for creativity in the slot machine industry have fallen quite a bit. Some of the machines I saw today:
Price Check Buffet Madness Spam Winning for Dummies Antique Appraisal and the ultimate in intellectual laziness: Moolah! The thought process that decides taht a mundane occurance like a grocery store price check would make an exciting theme for a slot machine fascinates me. I thought up some more: Couch Potato White House Intern Wipe My Ass Gangsta Rapper (alternate: "Slap My Bitch Up") Doughnuts Bacon (food themes seem limitless) Stuck in Traffic Surfin for Porn Cocaine Habit Flat Tire Repititive Stress Injury (kinda ironic) Blue Screen of Death Mom, I Totalled the Car Padded Cell These are so easy! I'm sure the wackos that read this forum can come up with even better ones. Bonus points for titles that make fun of the players, especially if they are subtle insults (as in "winning for dummies"). |
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