Donking Until the Wine is Gone (2+2 table)

[MrWookie47]

Ahhhhh.

I just finished taking my first year grad student oral examination. In summary, I beat it down like a cheap whore. I came damn close to earning a perfect score, a score which the dept. chair hasn't given out in his entire career. It's time to celebrate, and I'm celebrating big.

The first stage of my celebration was dinner. I grilled myself a 2 lb. porterhouse, steamed some potatoes, whipped up a Caesar salad, and poured myself a glass or 3 of a 1998 Sonoma County Cabernet. The wine was awesome, and the steak was better. It is so good to be a good cook. The second stage of my celebration was going out swing dancing with my friends. After having been cooped up in my apartment studying for this accursed thing for the last two weeks, 'tis good to get out for some booty shakin'. Third, it was time for more drinking. I headed out afterwards to the local blues club/biker bar for more dancing (live music this time), and buying all my friends a round of drinks. They have an outstanding selection of beer there, too.

The fourth stage is where you guys come in. Remeber that bottle of wine? Well, I still have half of it left, and that's a crime. Ergo, that wine will be finished tonight. I'll be at table "Rocking away" on Party until the wine is gone or I have to leave for the airport. It's time to go crazy before I take off. You see, the fifth stage of my celebrating is going to be heading to San Francisco to visit my lady-freind out there. It's going to be an excellent trip. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I'll see you there. We're taking over and going bonkers. Happy donking, and I'll leave you with the words of the soulful Lou Rawls:

I don't rank high in society,
I don't possess a Ph. D.,
But I'm all set con-fi-den-tu-ally,
Because I've got a girl who,
Loves nobody but me.