I'm a slob

[RainDog]

From behind a stack of banquet tv dinners and empty beer bottles (half of them filled with a fluid that may or may not be beer) it is becoming increasingly difficult to fight my way out of the recesses of my leather chair for the purposes of a "ty", "nh", or this very 2 + 2 post. My keyboard keys are beginning to stick too much, my mousepad is gnawed almost to non-existance from nervous moments of 25/50, and the mouse itself is adorned with a gob of grape jelly while the lazer often becomes hindered by some miscellaneous hair that gets stuck up in there. Anyways, sorry to bother you good folks with my filth. I'm making an oath to clean up and hit the gym today.