What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[stinkypete]

"hey internet boy, click click"
"hey you know they can't see your face on the internet"
"do you have money, kid? why don't we go over there to that table in the middle tomorrow and play heads up"
"do you know who i am kid? you should do your homework before you come here to my casino."
"you see that kid? i didn't stop, you stopped." -after 8-betting in the SB with something worse than ace-high against my TT in the BB
"bring your internet friends, i [censored] you all up"

-somewhat famous pro (in canada) on megatilt at the brantford 20/40. he didn't take too kindly to being isolated by K9o and other such hands.