Sticking it in poopers

[handsome]

So I was chatting away with one of my white friends today (I'm asian, for the record) and the topic of sticking it in girls' poopers came up. I admit that I've never had anal sex before in my life and he goes on to tell me how great it is, like it's the new fad. "It feels like a brand new p**sy!" were his exact words, but I imagine it feels totally different. So without me giving any attempts to find out first hand (though, as handsome as I am, I kinda doubt that I'd be able to convince a girl to let me stick it in her pooper).. what's the consensus on this? Does it actually feel like a new vag?