Please don't send Tenacious A to the WSOP!!!!!

[Tenacious A]

With the overwhelming success of “Operation Send Granny to Vegas”, I thought I would offer up my services as well. I am looking for backers to raise half my entry for a $10/1 Stars Quadruple Shootout WSOP satellite. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to back me for more than one penny, so I’ll need 550 people to transfer me $.01 on Stars.

I would offer up the same percentage deal that Granny offered her backers. All I would have to do for you to get money back is beat the other 1295 contestants in the shootout and then make the money in the biggest WSOP field ever. That, my friends, is a lay-up. Count on it.

Since my postings are infrequent and Lord knows I’m no Granny, here are a couple of important tidbits about me before you consider giving up one of your hard earned pennies…

In live play, I have a lot of tells, including wetting myself when I have a good hand.

I may not be particularly bright, but I more than make up for that with my excellent peripheral vision.

I am at my all-time high weight. (Moneymaker, Fossilman, Tenacious A)

Thank you and goodnight,
TA