Women at Casinos

[RydenStoompala]

Her fears are well founded. There's no telling how many young, nubile, scantily-clad, surgically modified skanks are likely to throw themselves at me in the poker room on any given night. We were just starting to rock with the tourists the other day at my favorite 20-40 when two of the women jumped on the table and put on a lesbo show. The game was ruined, but I made a ton of cash on the video.

Seriously, your buddy's wife should be strapped to a rubber wall and fed a steady diet of thorazine until the hallucinations subside.