What to do with 10k FPP?

[SomethingClever]

And before you say WSOP satellites, be advised that I am not good at NL Holdem. I will probably play one 1,000 point tourney, so I'll still have 9k to work with.

Do I get the clay chips? Or a myriad of other, lesser products?

I have the beanie... I've heard good things about the tote bag.

Let's have some reviews!