Stagflation: The Porn

[gumpzilla]

Passing through cnn.com, I noticed some headline that contained the word "stagflation." In high school economics, a few of my friends and I thought this was just about the sweetest term ever, and always envisioned it as the name of some badass porn movie scored with lots of slap bass, for whatever reason. Seeing it again today made me realize that there still may be hope for my dream. A quick Google search on "stagflation porn" turned up one other person who appears to have anticipated me here, but he didn't make an actual pitch (that ignorant fool), so the way is still open.

What I have so far is a back of the box blurb. You can chime in with plot points, dialogue, casting, etc.

STAGFLATION

Alan Greenspank has a problem. His stagnating sex life is leading to serious "inflation." The solution: a quarter point hike in prurient interest rates! Lowering his reserves to increase the honey multiplier effect and manipulating bondage markets, Greenspank is in for economy sized pleasure!