Where's the money KaneFu?

[GrekeHaus]

First off, if you want another example of Kane's lies, click here.

Second, I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce the official "Yugoslav Sympathy Haiku Contest". The contest will be open to all people, including Yugo himself.

The winner of this contest will recieve 17 cents, a paperclip, 3 dozen of my pubic hairs, a half eaten baja beef chalupa, and gonorrhea.

Here's the first entry:

He cut off his toe
Thought he would get two hundred
Where's the money Kane?