Who should I stalk at the tables?

[Piiop]

I agree with coldcash about there being too many strategy posts right now. I've decided that from now on, whenever I play, I will stalk someone and play only at their tables. I won't ever chat, I will just sit silently and stare at you while I play. I will stalk on Party or on Stars.

Everyone who wants to be stalked please respond with a post about why I should stalk you and/or why I shouldn't stalk someone else.