i suck at poker, please flame me

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I just started playing $11s and have played 11 with one 3rd place finish, on average placing 5th and losing in level 5 of blinds. I have officially kissed goodbye to 1/4 of the bankroll I built on the $6s.

Tiny sample size my ass, I take this as proof that I suck at poker and should never again be allowed near a deck of cards (virtual or real) or anything involving a random number generator.

Somebody please explain to me the concept of push w/ any two and/or stealing and/or how to not suck at poker. No matter how many posts I read, I CANNOT for the life of me get past the bubble. I get pickpocketed and blinded out of existence and then am forced to push for 3X BB w/ Kxo. I wish I was a monkey because I think a monkey would have a better ITM% than me.