Dirty limericks.

[Chaostracize]

I was thinking about dirty limericks today and the fact that I really only know one. My counselor told it to me when I was 11 and in summer camp. He was awesome.

Here it is:

There was an old man in belgrave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
He said, "I admit,
I'm a bit of a [censored],
But look at the money I save!"

I would like to learn some more limericks if any of you have a good one.

And if at all possible, put a title on your reply for easy access.