World Speed Ranking

[buck_futter]

I know what you're thinking: what the hell is this. Well I'll tell you.

My housemate and I usually have class around the same time and the walk from our place is about half an hour. To kill time, we usually come up with some ridiculous situations like "if you had to (insert terrible thing here) or your family would be shot..." etc etc etc. You know, those life questions that really make one ponder their existence.
Anyways, we were reading some other dudes post about the 5 year old ass whompings and we were inspired to put up one of our most heated debates:

In the entire world, how fast are you?

Pretty much, if all 6 billion people were to line up and a gun was to go off and you had to run the 100 metre dash, what place would you come in? We said about 7000th. Pretty good eh? yeah, well we started running, and it looked damn fast. And if you take out all the children, the elderly, retarded people, fat people and pretty much every woman minus Silken Laumann, I think that leaves like 7000 people faster than us. We haven't raced to see who is 7000 and who is 7001 yet, but it will happen and we'll keep you posted. So, what place do you think you come in?