"Dear bison..." OR "Let me help you help me help you"

[bholdr]

dear bison,

"Besides, it's less cramped to get a handjob in boxers, cause your penis can get through the hole in boxers without the need for judo. "

I've always felt that handjobs were for guys that can't get blowjobs. i cannot cum from a handjob (unless i'm flying solo, of course), How can i learn to enjoy these? MY GF loves to give them, but i hate to recieve. oils? porno? help! btw, i wear boxers even though i look good in breifs- it's important to keep the boys at a temp below body temperature for the 'ol sperm count, you know. i am anti-breifs.