"Dear bison..." OR "Let me help you help me help you"

[jason_t]

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Dear Jason,

The only drink I have ever invented involves 3 scoops of tang, 12 ounces of cola and however much liquor you want to top it off with. It's called the Black Orangutang, and it is ambrosia.

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Dear bison,

Your vocabulary is incredibly impressive. Do you know of a word whose pronounciation changes when you capitalize its first letter?

Sincerely,

Jason.