What's the best one-liner you've heard?

[SKatuska]

I was playing some very low limit Blackjack in a casino in upstate New York last year and a friend of mine was in the last seat. There was a man in the first seat that had been making some terrible plays all night and he was down a bunch. He was grumbling about every little problem. My friend made a call that seemed ok at the time (I forget it now), and he ended up busting. The dealer didn't bust, and the man in the first seat lost with a bad hand (13 or 14 I think). He then started ot whine to the whole table about my friend and my friend looked at him, and said, "Hey buddy, you were losing long before I ever got here" which proceeded to shut the guy up. He left about two hands later.