Extra, Extra -- Cons Conned At UConn! Read All About It!

[MuckJagger]

Okay, so maybe "conned" is too strong a word. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Bow, mortals, before the Might of -- WARRIOR!

Whence Speaketh -- WARRIOR!

Whether these beliefs are WARRIOR!'s Own True Thoughts or merely a heel turn in order to lure the Hulkster out of hiding for one last Steel Cage Match at Wrestlemania one can only speculate.

Kudos for the thoughtful apology by the College 'Pubs forthwith:

We'd like to apologize for the moron we brought in to speak.

WARRIOR! has posted his version of the events on his site, but I confess to not going there because I thought the story might get stupider.