Pissed off at Joe Millionaire

[IrishHand]

So my wife and I sit down to watch what we're expecting to be the finale to Joe Millionaire Monday evening - they were down to two women after all. Then, we sit through 1 hour of television which contained about 5 minutes of new material. What the f&^k is that?!? I don't have a problem with "nest Monday - a special episode of Joe Millionaire where we go over the most exciting parts of the show" - I can freely ignore those, just like I do when Survivor does the same nonsense. Instead, I lose an hour of my life watching schlock I've already seen. Sad...

At any rate, those 5 minutes were most disheartening. All the evidence points towards the smoking, manipulative, superficial bondage freak being the winner. She serves up the tang - at least twice, plus my bet was he got smoked up when they went behind the castle that night, and she goes out of her way to express her affection for him on a regular basis. With Zora, he could easily come to the conclusion that she might not even be seriously interested in him, wholly apart from the fact that he allegedly has no money. If I were him, knowning what he seems to know, I'd pick the bondage freak too. *sigh*

Lastly, my wife informs me that this big "twist" will be that my man isn't po after all. What would be better than for him to choose one of them, tell her he's got no money, then she says "sorry, not gonna do it", then he says "ok - and by the way, I really am a millionaire you superficial, money-grubbing ho" or something like that.

And I used to like the butler, but recently, I've been getting the urge to smack the melodrama out of him.