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Old 01-08-2002, 08:49 PM
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Default Head Quarters, the brain behind Chip troops...



"Where is Head Quarters located," asked the last Chip standing. "Why do you ask," replied the SPM? "I'd like to talk to the guy in charge," answered the last Chip standing. "I'm the MFIC around here," said the SPM in a salty voice. "Yes sir! I know that but someone has been giving you orders sir and whoever it is, he's getting our troops killed." "Head Quarters is near the Cerebral Hemisphere, four clicks up from the Neck and behind the two all seeing eyes." The SPM explained. "You won't make to Head Quarter alive anyway," said the SPM. "Why not sir," asked the last Chip standing. "You've got orders to report to the black jack (BJ) table for a recruiting lesson." Snapped the SPM. "I can do it sir, can you give me a lift to the nearest BJ table," requested the last Chip standing.


Unfortunately the fourth shoe of the enemy killed the last Chip sanding. Sometimes brave fighters in the Hold'em Wars get a second chance to recruit another army for their Commander's. However, this last Chip standing didn't really have a snow balls chance in hell of recruiting half a stack of troops let alone another army..


The young Chip-ster, as we knew him, was right. Head Quarters had someone at the helm giving out inferior orders. They say the brain cannot feel pain. This may be true. However, it does have access to many emotional buttons. This is way it is so important to know who the MFIC is for the day at Head Quarters. We should ignore some orders, for the health and well being of our Chip troops. These Chips are fearless and will lay down their life for even the worst of Commanders. Make sure you know who the duty officer is at Head Quarters and be sure he has his priorities straight.


SPM,...being chewed out by Head Quarters...
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