Favorite poker quotes

[the shadow]

Some are useful, some are funny (at least to me [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]), all are about poker:

"Don't go broke in an unraised pot." Doyle Brunson

"If you limp with aces, you should never get broke with aces, but it happens all the time." T.J. Cloutier

"The key to No-Limit is to put my opponent to a decision for all his chips." Doyle Brunson

"To master poker and make it profitable, you must first master patience and discipline, as a lack of either is a sure disaster regardless of all other talents, or lucky streaks." Freddie Gasperian

"The single greatest key to winning is knowing thy enemy — yourself." Andy Glazer

"They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero." Max Shapiro

"River quads" Lori

"Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren’t many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person’s self-delusional ability and actual ability than in poker." Steve Badger

"Poker is not a game of cards played with people, it's a game of people played with cards." Ken Warren

"Short-handed poker's no longer about what you have, but what your opponent DOESN'T have." ???

"Better to be weak-tight than strong-broke." Tommy Angelo

"No set, no bet." ???

"If you get a set beaten and you don't lose a lot of chips, you didn't play it right." Lee Jones

"The brown trout sleeps in the closet." Joe Tall

Got any others you like?

The Shadow