Stuff That Bugs Me About Porn

[Dark Force Rising]

Different strokes for different folks but I think I'm in the majority here. Burgeoning pornographers take note.

Double penetration and two or more dudes on one chick. Yep, that's my fantasy. A girl chugging anothers guys crank, making out with him, blowing me, making out with me, our 'nads slapping against each others' and our shafts grazing as she simultaneously finishes us off. Oh, and our jizz getting on each other.

Gaping Anal. Who needs to see this?

The dude finishing himself off. This has always blown my mind. Isn't that why we screw? So we don't have to spank?

There is a lot more but I'll defer to the forum.