I am a pro . . .

[jcm4ccc]

at least according to Poker Prophecy:

jcm4ccc kicks ass at the $10 + $1 tables

The funny thing is, some guy at one of my tables was looking up the stats of a couple of people. I told him to look up mine. I never told him that it was a lie; my raises were never so well-respected as at that table.