I'm a socially awkward loser who can't get girls, please help

[Sponger15SB]

Alright not really, but since I've got your attention I'd like to share a mildly funny conversation because I'm bored right now and have nothing to do. This happened a few nights ago between me and an extremely hot girl that I made out with a few years ago when she was going to be a sophmore in high school and I just graduated.

Anyways, me and my 2 friends decide to leave a party and go hang out with these girls at the beach, I realize on the way that 1) these girls are incredibly stupid and its almost unbearably to hang out with them and 2) I have a girlfriend and don't really want to sit around freezing my ass off while watching my friends try to hook up with them so I decide to just sleep in the car while they tried their best.

So they are on the beach for whatever ammount of time, and I wake up as we were leaving and my friend asks me if I remember what happened when they walked up to the car and get more beer, I have no idea what they are talking about because I am a pretty heavy sleeper and also I was pretty drunk...

So they tell me that this conversation took place between me and the girl I made out with a while back:

Her: Do you remember me?
Me: Yeah I do
Her: What is my name?
Me: Its andy
Her: No that is your name, what is mine?
Me: Andy
Her: No.....ok I'll give you a hint, it starts with an L
Me: Landy
Her: Ok, starts with a Linds and ends in a Y
Me: Lindsey
Her: Good job
Me: Bye


I'm a pimp, what can I say