Tori Amos

[Rushmore]

Isn't it a shame that a woman who is clearly talented and writes nice songs and all of that is SO GODDAMNED ANNOYING YOU JUST WANT TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE, THUSLY LEGITIMIZING ALL OF HER "ABUSE AGAINST WOMEN" SONGS?

Seriously, if that Natalie Merchant was still around, I'd be the first in line for the two-for-one assassination special.

But instead, I'll settle for the contract on Torn Anus.

(Sorry, but I just saw her interviewed/performance on the Trio Cable channel, and I just wanted to, like, you know, like really go off.)