Heard any lately?

[JPotMaster]

Heard any good jokes lately?


John goes to his friend Matt’s house. He knocks on the door and asks Matt’s new girlfriend if Matt is home. “No, but he should be home soon. Do you want to come in and wait?” John says yes and starts some small talk with Matt’s girl. They have a few drinks and John boldly asks, “You know you have a pair of beautiful breasts, if you show me one I’ll give you a hundred bucks." The girl is startled and slightly offended, but she’s young and a $100 is a lot for just showing a boob. So she does. John says, “Wow! You are a beautiful girl! How about showing me the pair for another $100?” The girl is shocked but thinks that she has already shown one, so why not both? After showing her boobs, John again compliments her. He then decides he doesn’t want to wait for Matt anymore and leaves. Later Matt comes home. His girlfriend says, “Your friend John stopped by.” Matt says, ‘Great! Did he bring the $200 he owes me?”