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[sublime]

so i used to semi-date this girl back in the day. we kind of had a on again/off again very rocky relationship. she used to go back to this ex-boyfriend of hers etc. but man, what a god damn piece of ass. one of my best lays ever. we work for the same company and i guess we walk by each other every 2-3 weeks and she would smile and i would ignore her (was with another girl, plus despised how we ended)

so about a year goes by. yesterday her friend(i am somewhat friendly with her also i suppose) IM's me and asks me hows life etc. she also trys getting my relationship stats out of me and i dont give up any info. today she IM's me saying i should i should contact the ex and try to mend our friendship (she knows my displeasure for her)

fcuking weird, huh? my spidey sense says that the ex is putting the friend up to something. but i asked the friend that and she said she swears shes not. she says "life is to short to not be friends with somebody"

i am currently playing it cool, but man i would love to donkey fcuk the ex.

thoughts?