Fake College Diplomas +EV?

[TStoneMBD]

Lately I've seen insta-college diplomas for sale on the internet, and I thought, "Hrm, if this poker thing doesn't work out for me I can always fall back on a fake diploma." It's always good to have a backup plan and I want to make sure that mine is a sure thing. Do these things work? When you apply for a job do they ever research your diploma to make sure this is legitimate?