Heads Up Loser does the dishes

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Lately my girlfriend and I have been playing heads up with the loser having to do the dishes(after dinner of course). It's important to note that she isn't much of a poker player and subsequently I haven't done a single dish in six months. Last night though I felt a little bit sorry for her. I was about 2 - 1 in front on chips when I inflicted a brutal beat on her to end the game. I have AKc and raise from the SB to about half her chips. She then moves all in and I call. She turns over 99, whilst its a coin flip she did get into the pot infront. Flop come 9sJc9h, she nearly hit the roof with delight, if only she knew what was waiting around the corner. Turn Qc, River Tc. I busted her quads with a runner runner Royal, Un friken believable. We both sat there stunned for about 5 seconds, I then broke into a boisterous song and dance. Of course I sent her straight into that kitchen, I'm destined to never do another dish again.