Using poker terminology daily

[Autocratic]

I've decided to start an experiment where I use poker terms instead of responding to people as I usually would. For example, when someone says "Hey Autocratic, would you like this 20 dollar bill I found?" I'll be like "I call." But when they're like "Hey Auto, swallow this" while giving me a bottle of something gross looking, I'll say "I fold." And when they're like "Yo Auto you reek, here's some deoderant" I'll say "I raise" while walking into the shower.

If I can apply poker to real life, I figure my game will become entirely second nature, and I can do other things while playing while the money pours in. Agreed?