The Whizzinator

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Headline: Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis

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Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.

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Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.

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The wonders of modern technology. Too bad Arnold is out of show biz. Sounds like it could be one of his movies, Dah Vizzinaadoor.